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Dril-Quip, Inc. Announces Addition to its Board of Directors

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Tuesday, June 22, 2021
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HOUSTON, June 22, 2021 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Dril-Quip, Inc. (NYSE: DRQ), (the 'Company or Dril-Quip) announced today that Darryl K. Willis has been appointed to its Board of Directors upon the recommendation of its Nominating and Governance Committee.

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  • HOUSTON, June 22, 2021 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Dril-Quip, Inc. (NYSE: DRQ), (the 'Company or Dril-Quip) announced today that Darryl K. Willis has been appointed to its Board of Directors upon the recommendation of its Nominating and Governance Committee.
  • Mr. Willis, 52, has served as Corporate Vice President, Energy of Microsoft Corporation since 2019.
  • Blake DeBerry,Dril-Quip's Chief Executive Officer, commented, We are very pleased to have Darryl join our Board of Directors and expect that he will bring unique perspectives as a result of his current role at Microsoft combined with his significant industry experience at BP.
  • We look forward to his contributions to Dril-Quips future success as the Company continues to grow and evolve.

FAIR: Mass Illegal Alien Amnesty Meets Einstein's Definition of Insanity

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Wednesday, February 24, 2021
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By that definition, President Joe Biden's approach to solving America's long-standing problem of illegal immigrationgranting amnesty to some 14.5 million illegal aliensqualifies as insanity on the grandest possible scale.

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  • By that definition, President Joe Biden's approach to solving America's long-standing problem of illegal immigrationgranting amnesty to some 14.5 million illegal aliensqualifies as insanity on the grandest possible scale.
  • IRCA was riddled with fraud, so an amnesty five times larger would inevitably result in fraud on an even grander scale.
  • The Biden proposal (unlike amnesty proposals made under Presidents George W. Bush and Barack Obama) does not even promise future enforcement.
  • Some 40 million new immigrants are expected to eventually enter the country through chain migration stemming from this amnesty.

Dril-Quip, Inc. Announces Timing of Year-End 2020 Earnings Release and Conference Call

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Monday, February 22, 2021
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The Company has also scheduled a conference call to discuss its 2020 results and 2021 outlook on Friday, February 26, 2021 at 9:00 a.m. Central Time (10:00 a.m. Eastern Time).

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  • The Company has also scheduled a conference call to discuss its 2020 results and 2021 outlook on Friday, February 26, 2021 at 9:00 a.m. Central Time (10:00 a.m. Eastern Time).
  • Participants may join the conference call by dialing 1-877-317-6789 (domestic) or 1-412-317-6789 (international).
  • Participants should ask to be connected to the Dril-Quip Year-end 2020 Conference Call.
  • The earnings release and presentation slides to be discussed on the call will also be available under the Investors tab.

Dril-Quip, Inc. Schedules Third Quarter 2020 Earnings Release and Upcoming Webcast

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Wednesday, October 21, 2020
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HOUSTON, Oct. 21, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Dril-Quip, Inc. (NYSE: DRQ), (the Company or Dril-Quip) announced today that it will release its third quarter 2020 earnings press release following the market close on Thursday, October 29, 2020.

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  • HOUSTON, Oct. 21, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Dril-Quip, Inc. (NYSE: DRQ), (the Company or Dril-Quip) announced today that it will release its third quarter 2020 earnings press release following the market close on Thursday, October 29, 2020.
  • Participants who wish to join the webcast may do so by registering through this link: https://www.webcaster4.com/Webc a st/Page/479/37813 .
  • The third quarter 2020 earnings press release and link to access the webcast will be available on Dril-Quips website, www.dril-quip.com , under the Investors section.
  • A replay of the conversation can be accessed by dialing (800) 332-6854 and replay identification code 655114 until Friday, November 13, 2020.

Author Releases Political Satire Book Ahead Of 2020 Election That Pits Joe Biden Against Trump

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Tuesday, October 13, 2020
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WASHINGTON, Oct. 13, 2020 /PRNewswire/ -- In one of the most volatile and important election cycles in history, first-time author Matthew Thomas Redmond gives some "point-blank truths" as to why the electorate should vote Joe Biden over Donald Trump in his book titled "101 Reasons to Vote Joe Biden".

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  • WASHINGTON, Oct. 13, 2020 /PRNewswire/ -- In one of the most volatile and important election cycles in history, first-time author Matthew Thomas Redmond gives some "point-blank truths" as to why the electorate should vote Joe Biden over Donald Trump in his book titled "101 Reasons to Vote Joe Biden".
  • With the United States 2020 Presidential Election campaignin full swing, many believe that Trump's historical achievements made him invincible against any other candidate.
  • This book of 128 pages, however, in ironic fashion state 101 key reasons why his major contender should be voted in.
  • Matthew includes in the political satire book an author-introduction and an epilogue essay on making his case to vote for Trump.

Stuffed Toys of Joe Biden & Donald Trump Compete in the PlushiePresident2020.com Election

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Tuesday, August 18, 2020
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SIMSBURY, Conn., Aug. 18, 2020 /PRNewswire-PRWeb/ --Have you ever wanted to give Joe Biden or Donald Trump a big hug?

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  • SIMSBURY, Conn., Aug. 18, 2020 /PRNewswire-PRWeb/ --Have you ever wanted to give Joe Biden or Donald Trump a big hug?
  • Now, thanks to PlushiePresident2020.com's twelve-inch stuffed toys of Donald Trump and Joe Biden, you can!
  • The collectible stuffed toys of the Democratic nominee and the President of the United States come dressed in a sharp looking suit and tie and capture the look of Joe Biden and Donald Trump right down to the American flag pins on their lapel.
  • The company also created a fun mock election website, meaning each toy ordered will cast a vote in the PlushiePresident2020.com election.

Isagenix Co-Founder Shares Success Story and Direct Sales Strategies in New Book

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Thursday, July 23, 2020
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In her new book, "Resilient: Lessons Learned, Lives Changed," Isagenix International Co-Founder and Executive Vice President Kathy Coover details how she became a highly respected leader and entrepreneur.

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  • In her new book, "Resilient: Lessons Learned, Lives Changed," Isagenix International Co-Founder and Executive Vice President Kathy Coover details how she became a highly respected leader and entrepreneur.
  • "Thirty years ago, I began to research and refine a set of business-building strategies and personal growth techniques that helped me excel in direct sales," Coover said.
  • Readers will find several key takeaways in Coover's book, including:
    How to create bold and daring goals that help them elevate everything they do.
  • Because Coover is passionate about giving back, she's donating proceeds from the book to the ISA Foundation , a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization operated by Isagenix.

Dril-Quip, Inc. Schedules Second Quarter 2020 Earnings Release and Upcoming Webcast

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Wednesday, July 22, 2020
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HOUSTON, July 22, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Dril-Quip, Inc. (NYSE: DRQ), (the Company or Dril-Quip) announced today that it will release its second quarter 2020 earnings press release following the market close on Thursday, July 30, 2020.

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  • HOUSTON, July 22, 2020 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Dril-Quip, Inc. (NYSE: DRQ), (the Company or Dril-Quip) announced today that it will release its second quarter 2020 earnings press release following the market close on Thursday, July 30, 2020.
  • The Company will also be hosting a fireside chat webcast with Sean C. Meakim of J.P. Morgan on Friday, July 31, 2020 at 11:00 a.m. Eastern Time (10:00 a.m. Central Time).
  • The second quarter 2020 earnings press release and link to the webcast will also be available on Dril-Quips website, www.dril-quip.com , under the Investors section.
  • It is recommended that participants register for the webcast approximately 15 minutes prior to the scheduled start time.

Dril-Quip Announces Management Promotions

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Friday, May 15, 2020
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These new roles will complement the leadership of Blake DeBerry as Chief Executive Officer.

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  • These new roles will complement the leadership of Blake DeBerry as Chief Executive Officer.
  • I am happy to announce these promotions of both Jeff and Raj as we lead Dril-Quip through our current transformation efforts to further streamline our operations and position the Company for continued success, said Dril-Quips Chief Executive Officer Blake DeBerry.
  • Similarly, Raj has led several successful initiatives in our Finance organization with his finance and accounting expertise.
  • In my role as Chief Executive Officer, I look forward to continuing to work with Jeff, Raj and our entire management team as we guide the Company through this challenging market for our industry.

Dril-Quip, Inc. Discusses Operational Outlook

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Wednesday, March 18, 2020
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Blake DeBerry, Dril-Quip's President and Chief Executive Officer, commented, We continue to monitor the slowdown in worldwide business activity due to the global response to COVID-19.

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  • Blake DeBerry, Dril-Quip's President and Chief Executive Officer, commented, We continue to monitor the slowdown in worldwide business activity due to the global response to COVID-19.
  • The sudden and sharp decline in oil prices has forced our customers to reconsider their capital spending plans for 2020.
  • Our cash position is very strong at over $399 million at year-end 2019, and our balance sheet remains debt-free.
  • Investors are cautioned that any such statements are not guarantees of future performance and actual outcomes may vary materially from those indicated.